why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”
like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety
You know that thing Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, “You’re half Scottish, right?”
12000wheelsofseductivecheese said: Mr. Gaiman, would you be so kind as to reblog your post on how to seduce a writer? There was something about "You are invited to a seduction" and "Please wear clothing you would like to be seduced in." I have a friend/crush/writer that I believe may be open to seduction by me. I would like to use that post for reference, but I have unfortunately been unable to find it.
